wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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