For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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