I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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