Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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