i'm signing you up for texting rehab
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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