Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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