Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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