i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
