Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ttyl tear gas
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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