Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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