Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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