why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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