How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
