UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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