You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The struggles of a small town man whore
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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