oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He has the fingertips of a God
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