Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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