I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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