i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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