we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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