can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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