we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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