and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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