i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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