And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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