He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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