Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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