My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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