we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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