yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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