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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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