just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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