I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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