That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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