last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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