Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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