oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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