No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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