I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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