How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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