well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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