Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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