I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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