I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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