just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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