oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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