You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
