Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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