hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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