did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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